o hey. didnt see u there.
tumblr user: *calls superwholock trash*
superwholock fandom: *20 comments on post with different embarrassing variants of "HOW DARE YOU" and "YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG FANDOM"*
tumblr user: *calls homestuck trash*
homestuck fandom: yea same lol

ravendorkholme:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Captain Chaotic Neutral.

(Source: breakourbones)

lacigreen:

queeravenger:

wobbuffette:

cracked-dot-com-official:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

nobody’s fucking stopping you from putting on some foundation dude you can put it on and it’s discrete and other straight guys won’t be able to tell and it does wonders. nobody’s stopping you from moisturizing or even putting on the lightest bits of concealer. don’t worry, other straight men can’t tell

Also there’s less pressure for men to be attractive and more pressure on women to see past men’s looks for their personalities, like look how many movies star average/ugly dudes who still score modelesque girls.

step 1: create unrealistic, unattainable standards of beauty for women

step 2: build a multi-billion dollar beauty industry to sell women makeup, tell them they are worthless without it

step 3: mock and vilify women who wear makeup as vain and fake, mock and vilify women who don’t wear makeup as ugly

step 4: code makeup as exclusively feminine, make the feminine shameful, shame any and all men perceived as feminine

step 5: complain that you can’t wear makeup

all that commentary

(Source: officialmoviegoer)

star-anise:

hannibal-and-dory:

ultrafacts:

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Wow

Rocket scientists, everyone.

star-anise:

hannibal-and-dory:

ultrafacts:

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Wow

Rocket scientists, everyone.

sorry:

When I was little my older sister convinced me that if I never farted I would blow up at the age of 22.

homoquest:

i want to see more queer kids in childrens media i want to crush the idea that you have to be of a certain age before you’re allowed to know who you are

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
 ??????????????????

(Source: yasmastah)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

fileformat:

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

(Source: whisperintoass)

tylerchokely:

kingsindbad:

fistingmyself:

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

what exactly is going on

(Source: kdawginator)

breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down

breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down

(Source: insomniaticthoughts)

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

image

(Source: jyostar)

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

tapdancers:

tototile:

thin arms

thigh gap

hip bones

thin waist

image

breathing in snowflakes

(Source: amishfurry)

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